Hello?....Cathouse?

1988.
Dad: "Can you explain why the phone bill has 3 calls to Hollywood??!!"
Me: "Oh! I called this bar called The Cathouse that is part owned by the singer of this really cool band!! The phone number is in their song "Bathroom Wall!!"
Dad: "Why the ____ are you calling a bar in Beverly Hills??!!"
Me: "Um...technically it's in Hollywood, Sunset Boulevard to be exact..."
Dad: "I don't give a @#%^&@*!&@ if it's on the Yellow Brick @@#$% Road! With your grades you might need to get a job there!!!"
Me: "That would be cool actually..."
Dad: "Forget the Cathouse you're in my house now! Don't let me see any more calls to San Francisco or Malibu or wherever the ____ on my phone bill again!"
Me: "It's L.A., not San Francisco or Mal..."
(Bedroom door slams...)

True story. If you called the number in the "Bathroom Wall" you got the answering machine for The Cathouse with Taime Downe's voice as the outgoing message.

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